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Shower Food

I'm James. I like to eat, and I like to shower.

A girl came into my work yesterday with her dad and ordered a sandwich with just turkey and cheddar on white, I wrote down multigrain and had to remake it and got to eat the mistake. By the time I had gotten it home it was already pretty soggy in the tinfoil, so getting it wet didn’t make all that much of a difference. A- sandwich.

I turned 20 years old today. My mom brought me a delicious chocolate cake to work, and as soon as I got home I cut off a piece and headed for the shower. I didn’t have any birthday candles so I had to resort to a tea candle that went out as soon as I turned the water on (you can see my disappointed face in one of the pictures).

Things got really wet today as you can see in some of the pictures, but surprisingly the cake stayed delicious throughout. It had two sort of cheesecakey layers then a spongecake base that took on tons of water, but I think it just made it better like the grilled cheese.

 Also I’m shamelessly using the topless tuesday tag today. Tell your friends about this, I don’t have facebook.